House Arrest





Amazingly styled and directed shoot for zink magazine with the stunning alina rocks from models international ny.All i can say is wowo to the shoot Kudos to photographer by Jamie Nelson
I like GUYS.!

Alrite with me as long as you foloow or tick this proceduces ill like you or wanna tap ya..i joke but seriously,YES.
- you have to be jokes..mainly please make me laugh...preferably of a more russell brand or russell howard humour.
and if you dont even know who they are i advised you slap urself right now..ok?? Finee - Im an average loooking gyal i wouldnt say im angelina jolie but you gotta be a teeny ween but peng..preferably with hair..curly or wavy.
- Other thing is being your own person...have you own style im tryinig of ya'll bait fixed boys..*yawns*
- If you can make me smile...you've won my heart..well really and truly anything dont make me smile or laugh soo you kinda fucked there.
- Cute text messages i love that....when they do dirty like ohh i wanna BEEEP BEEEP ure face and make you BEEEP.then ill #doachrisbrown on ya.
- When you dont call back its a HEARTACHE...but then after me staring @ my phone for 3 hours ill just stop being a cheap arse and actually call
- FUCK/THE/RULE/BOOK
- if you like anyone telll emm dont sayyy i cant BLAH BLAHHH bcuz BLAHH is doing BLAHH BLAHH.jut got offf urself rascaclart self and in the words of nike JUST DO IT!.
Alrite ive kinda rambled on a teeny bit and ive gone of point and i havent really given you a proper guide but heyy what do i know ..i have me own issues..hahah..anywayys tooddles xxx
ps: i just realised this sounded like some weird lonely heart sex ad noooooooo im fineeeee..really i am.post actually
AUSSIE AUSSIE GYALDEM!
HOWDY HOWDY GUV'NOR OR PAR'NER
Emma ishta, latest model signed to img paris
ans she's australian.
YAAAY.
AUSSIE INVASION MUCH?
Fashion (not so) Confidential!
Alrite lovelies theres something thats been prevented me from doing coursework or even do any other shizzle is the new online magazine "fashion confidential"its kinda like a fashion-style-i-must-shop-till-i-drop-ohh-cool-garms bible. the thing i love about this magazine is the first hand insider on sample sales from designers like reiss,vivienne westwood,etc( and we all know thats a good thing)In ther issues they make sure they cater to adults,kids,ohh just plain ol fashionstas like all of us
heres the deal if you actually like any stuffage stuffage from the site..you can actually BUY EM(with added discounts) from fashion confidential.how cool is that..Saaa whaaa?? I Knew u'll agree with me.
5 REASONS TO SIGN UPis.....
•Be the first to shop fashion and beauty must-haves
•Attend VIP events & sales reserved for fashion insiders
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...and it’s all free!
well im off now. im need to make some TEA TEA TEA!
Voguerism





These images are remarkable simple yet strong with such intensity and ohh look at me im going all technical, but i would just like do a lil dance and clap for the model Margaret Lee White who was just gorgeous and Kudos to the people who made this shoot rather amazing.Photography by May Lin Le Goff,Hair & Makeup : Larry Yeo,Styling: Steven Yong and Fashion Direction by: Ashburn Eng
Eboni: About to shine
I caught up with Eboni, the other day and the following details i tell you about her.i'd advise to to get a pen and paper to write em down.ha;Well she's gonna be 18 on jan.7th soo send her presents innit; She lived in Queens & it was an escape from falling prey to the trouble i could've gotten into finish design school in NY . She wantss an interniship.URGENTLY someone big or just soemone nice cuz she gonna start my own company up (someday); she loves italian food(&some italian guys) but she told me her favorite food is Sizzling Chicken& Shrimp from Fridays . Her favorite supehero is woderwoman just partially one are amzing outfit.which i need in my life.She want to either get into Parsons or FIT in New York(aparently its some good school) Life inspires her(&me).The people & things around her influence her drawing.bright city lights. Music. Love. Oh did i mention she draws prettty independent GIRLS!with rather nice garms.



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Find out more about her designs stuff on: http://youngrichdirty.blogspot.com/



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Find out more about her designs stuff on: http://youngrichdirty.blogspot.com/
Smart Cars are tooo GULLY!
I present to you a yellow smart car and this was the first thoughts that came to most people when i showed this picture.
"That is the gayest car ive ever seen"
"Ohh christ does it have atape deck aswell"
"Its actually quite environmentally friendly"
"Is it cheap though?"
"Oh shit; it looks like a paedo's car"
"ohh yellow car" folowed by a punch to my arm
To get more amaizng cars like this ..i reckon you should on the're site.Also im sure driving a smart car is a quick route to ure grave but its quite trendy..well if ure a teletubby.
www.smart.com/
New York rebels(they're only kids)

JAYSON
19

DANA
18

EMIL
19
In an interview with dazed and confuse magazzine these kids *coughs * i mean teens were photographed by reowned photographers larry clark and danielle levitt in a showcased about the new it cool artsy fasry types scene in new york..seriosuly for a second i thought the article was about kids who lived in squats but im guessing i was wrong but yup they're doing something great with they're lives soo that deserves a hig and victory dance from me To read more about the interview.... click here
hahah
Fruit Pervs

Thanks to lee evans to drawang this to my attention.
Have you noticed whenever your in a supermarket and you always get these people ..aka *coughs* T..WATS. who feel up the fruits and you can blatently tell they're like "OHH YEHHHH AHHH WATER MELONS,,...BANANAS soo sexy"(getting some next erection over apples) wtf?? why would they publicty feel up the fruit and worst is..THEY NEVER EVER END UP BUYING THE FRUITS.
sooo we're the ones who end up with a knob-smeared banana!!!
I swear next time i see a fruit perv in tesco..ARHHHH
PLS-STOP-DRY-F***KING -THE-FRUITS-...think-about-mother-nature!!!
M M M DOES GRIME! ..aswell

marvelous macc mello.yup thats his name..well i aint gonna tell you his real one though. He pretty much embodies a new fresh sound to grime and its not the-i-gotta-do=an-electro-song to-appeal-those-eastern-european-twats.Reason to love him:
HE CHATS ABOUT MARS (yes the planet)
TAKES ABOUT LINKING THIS "CERTAIN" GIRL ALOT
HIS ALWAYS ON THE HYPE!HYPE!HYPE!
FAVORITE FOOD: BUTTER & BREAD
ok? i dnt know how the bread and butter is gonna lure on u in his tracks but food play a big impact in songwriting.FACT. Marvelous macc mello is lyrically intelligent that while ure skanking to his tracks his actually feeding mindless information about the social-economy crisis ermm thats a lie but his songs would get you all grinding n stuff
but yehhh HOPELY GUYS HE'LL B MORE FAMOUS THAN TELETUBBIES & TELUTUBBIES ARE BIG IN THE GAME ..SOO YOU GET MY POINT
Check him out
http://www.myspace.com/maccmello
#LILWAYNE in the PENTHOUSE.
“Lil Wayne has pleaded guilty to attempted weapon possession, and expects to receive a one-year jail sentence. He previously had pleaded not guilty to illegal gun possession charges that carried at least 3 1/2 years in prison upon conviction. His trial had been due to start Jan. 20."LITTLE LITTLE WAYNE!!!! Next when you carry a gun make sure its not loaded..jheeez you know your not one for prison ..you and ure sheltered ways.Come on your bloody addicted to mayple syrup!!Yup everyone...his addicted to syrup.. which is probably like baby syrub but just with a hint of crack and cinnamon.Soo mr wayne when you do go prison; you’ll have to keep a low profile ..you know.considering you've already publictly admitted to being a BOWCAAAAAAAAAATTTT.which is not a bad ting *wink* but yehh as i was saying...also in jail please pick up the soap..cuz i know how u do roll them ways sometimes.and its rather good cardio exercise aswell.But on the bright side while you’re away you can develop as person,write songs like t.i.,lil kim the lists goes and then when you come out..You’ll have something to tell the world and your many baby mommas..POOR LAUREN LONDON. Im sure she’s already linking Common..i heard he fancied her #par
Anyways have a Ball in the block and ill miss ure many autotune based songs..Seriously i will...
Anyways have a Ball in the block and ill miss ure many autotune based songs..Seriously i will...
A MILLI.
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