OMG. HAHAHAHHAHAHA

.....but who did the translation doe??
jahdjsadhjhsfhdjhsfjdhhsdhjfghjsh

Oh, my next faze
im going back
back and forth
in a light hearted daze

Wish you would come with me
Wish you could come and skip
Oh this summer has just left us in a dip

How art are you?
that everything must sail
or fail?

Oh,my next faze
im going back
back and forth

Oh,my next faze
im going back
back and forth.

DOUBLE VISION.

ponderwonder(15): HOW TO TOTEZ RUIN YOUR CHANCES WITH A GUY

I did a post similar to this but for urmm guys..only over >>> here but well....here's my short advicey wicey....

Tbh, i wont like to do a quick disclaimer that ....im not the right person to give advice and also this is just my opinion(which is most definetly true) sooo you can ruin you chances with a totally awesome guy if 

• you smell of cheese
• look like cheese
• your breath smells of cheese
• if you have a lace weave that resembles that of a nicki minaj in that 'you see right thru me' video.
• laughing when he fingers you just because you're ticklish is just plain rude
• if you do it like a 'brotha' in the words of jjjjessssie
• sex his brother
• shag his best mate

ps: shag and sex are complete different things but yeah..

• you cry with fear when he fingers you
• being shit at handjobs//blowjobs and all jobs
• speaking like the fellow mandem can be off putting to several guys unless his name is dot rotten then you're cool.
• ringing him all the time could get ANNNOYING ..let him CALL YOU. like him RING YOU. okay?
• having a squeaky voice
• talking about your ex boyyfriend on a date will not get you any noooggg...AT ALL.

My mate hannah just said that...

'no sex, no cooking, giving her vaj away to everyone..

naggin the guy,stalkin the guy' is a totez no no no

However, i beggar to differ as if you stick to the good ol facebook stalking then alls good but if you start to wait outside his house at oddly hours and tattoo his telephone number to your arm thats when ...you...might ...ruin...chance... with..him

....whose collection is this? WHO SHOT THIS? i...actually ..love...everythang

I'LL LEAVE YOU IN A TRANCE AS IM THE MAGICMAN.

I posted this song like a year ago but i was listening to it today. sooo YEAH..its good..soo chilled.

Oh snaps, this was a print out of an writing of a panting i did for the somerset house. It was a few years back....like 5 YEARS!!!...this was when i went through a two month faze of wanting to become an art curator.

The bloody builders haven't left yet as explained in the photo above.

I GOT I GOT ANIME ON MY SCREEN

YOOO BLUDS(?)...LISTEN TO MY MIX OR DOWNLOAD GUYSSS(because it has the bestest songs of the moment)!!!PEACE AND LOVE AND HARMONYZZ

 

wosycosy by wearenotgully

++++++++++ WIFEY AND HUBBY

and yes, truce is the wifey and rivah is the hubby.

SWAG.

Alright lovelies, i was supposed to post some of the garms my mate lucia made like days ago but i got distracted by maury. IT-WAS-ONE-OF-THOSE-INSIGHTFUL-EPISODES-WHERE-YOU-HAVE-TO-GUESS-WHOSE-A-WOMAN-OR-A-TRANSSSS!!! ARGHHH SOOO GOOD but yeah...here's her latest garm.

Designer: Lucia kelly
Danny Lee Baldwin - PHOTOGRAPHER
Jennie Louise Cadwallader - MUA
Model - Rosa H

Nah but why was mark wahlberg soo ghetts though? hahaha i actually cant.

+++

yoooooo amigasssss//brethrens,me hearties...errrm yeah,
im slllying tired..still havent eaten, just lounging around watching the skyplus'd comic relief. Micheal miccyyytrrre is NOT funny anymore. AT ALL. im over him. like all he does is speak reeeeaaaaly fast and flick his hair like that of justin biebs.. but oh yeah...my mates sam and chani just made a lil short film entitled 'banana' with the oh cooolesss joseph. Its prettty 'dope' and im sllying jeealuuz i didnt make a video like this but Here it is in all its glory!! *drum rolls* TAH DAAH!

IN TWOS OR ONE?

OH YEAH!!!I MADE A MIX..LIKE A MINI PLAYLIST SORT OF THING. OF MY FAVOURITE SONGS...im loving....at the moment.

 newmeeches by wearenotgully

ponderwonder(14):HOW TO TOTEZ RUINED YOUR CHANCES WITH A GURL

• ringing her all the time
• dressing better than her
• NOT ringing her all the time
• smelling of cheese
• refer to yourself has having 'swagger'
• admit to maroon 5 being your favourite band

• BEING  A DOUCHE BAG
• wanting sex on the first date after you only paid for a DRINKKKK!!!
• having a secret baby mommmy
• having a baby.
• cancelling last minute and in the words of abi....'with NO SUITABLE excuse'
• being too cocky(the rule is to be all socially awkward and shit, girls totally dig that shizz)
• NOT owning the right belt.
• by wearing a durag, you have probably commit girlfriend material suicide.
  
  
  

• Wearing her clothes
• Using her make up
• not knowing how to dance.....like SIMPLE THINGS such as tap dancing, jerking, you know...the usuals.
• Doing the dutty wine at odd places i:e the funeral of her grandma
• Not going down on her.
• using street lingo like ALLL the TIME...yes, you're from south weezy. I KNOW. I GERRR IT. STOP RUBBING IT IN MY FACE. jhooor.

urrrrrmmmmm yeah, that's it really....Okay i lie...but i have to stop as i'll be here for years.

GIF OF THE DAY!!!

YOOOOOO!!!!HELLO? ERMM HIYA

I (finally)HAVE BRAIDDSSSSZZZZ IN MY HUUUURRRRR.

.............and i did it all by myself. *pats herself on the back*

WHY IS TYLER LIKE THIS THOUGH? (i think i love him)

'IM ZOOEY AND YOU'RE MR LEVITT(?)'

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? L O L

hagsdjedfhkdsghklfhklhgfkghfljhflkjh omg, what is wrong with this man?
i don't know if i should laugh or......cry.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH

but why is charlie sheen like though? *holds back tears then drinks tiger blood*

'EVERYBODY SLEEPS THROUGH THE NIGHT WHILE I NEVER SLEEP'

RIP UNCLE SMALLLSS.

He was truly the bestest!!!!!

#RIPBIG

AND WE RIDE.

WWWAAAAAAAGWARN AMIGASSS????
WHATS CRACKALINGGG?? well,im drinking tea....insightful stuff
Soo yeahhh, i have a lil 30 secs snippet i did the other day.....featuring my mate tracy and the music of 'mellowhype'

MEET ME AT THE LAUNDERETTE. from funmi wittle on Vimeo.

H I Y A

Soo yesterday i planned to do shoot with richard and jermaine but i kinda broke my camera sooo everything flopped + the camera became out of focus and all shitty *sad face*....but here's a some of the photos of rrrrichard. in case you wondering 'WHERE'S THE OTHER GUYS PHOTOS?'..dont worry...jooor. ima do something special with 'em

ERIN FOR INDEPENDENT

I came along and assisted alistair for a shoot with aunty erin for the independent online and i gave my styling tips on the day. Thus was pretty jokes. ERIN IS (actually)OBSESSSED WITH TEA...its emotional.

Photo by www.alistairguy.com

C O S Y wosy +++

Here's what i did today.TAH DAHHHH! Hmmm im always fascinated with the theme of identity//space...and just the lostiness of..something. Okay.. i don't know where im going with this. Anyhooo,the point is..i think i'll be posting up more of my 'work' along that 'theme'

The song below pretty much sums up what im thinking ...right..now

teaislackingsomesugar by wearenotgully

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WHY AM I JUST SEEEING THIS NOW? P MONEY IS A COMEDIAN.

L O L Z 

'man said he gonna kill me on da msn so i type LOL okay'...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?? omg, i really cant deal with grime right now.
icaaant.
hahahahahah