I'm not hungry

I can't eat.

It's the weather

'REALLY'........YES!!!!!

STOP STARING!

Your're hardly making things easier

Im like sitting here drooling

and all you can say is

'Don't you like this cafe?'

IT'S YOU!

I AM hungry

However, I couldn't possibly begin to munch on this rather succulent

sausage and chips....

...with you JUST staring.

Okay....i'll picture you invisible

i meant, 'not here'

no?

Alrite then, i'll just eat

Well, there goes my dignity.

youngspacers

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAH imactuallycrying

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL how can tyler just say...'you or rkelly cant have my mouth...THIS IS MOUTH. you can't have my...mouth' WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? HE BROUGHT R-KELLY INTO THIS SITUATION!!!
but in all honestly i get what he means about justin bieber. ive been saying this for months.
HE DOES SINGS LIKE A ANGEL!!!WHALLABABYSLAG!

My homegyal kate and my boy william WEDS!!

'What did you do yesterday?"

Untitled from funmi wittle on Vimeo.

'Lil kim is my aunty, you know'

chillin in smutney.

Yesterday, i shoot timi at this superprickly forest in putney. MY LEGS ARE STILL ITCHING from the gadddammn prickly stuff on the grass. my sorethroat ia back again, like wtf. im probably the only person that has a sorethroat that just casssjuaaally comes when it feels like. THATS NOT NORMAL.

ANYHOO.

im hungry. i havent had tea for two days and i NEEEEED to catch with my daily jeremy kyle. like Naturrrrrallly and richard, if you're reading this. Naturallly' is now my word, my thing my shhheebaanggzzz.

Safe yeahh!!!

Berkelex Top
Lennon sunglasses

Levi shorts
Superlyold Tights
Giorgio Venuti shoes

the thing it took me a while to stand like their new stuff as i was use to the just casssjjjj sheffield guitar playing ska influenced boys.
However, after several listens..I TOTEZ LOVE. it's like a complete differnt brand and the lyrics for every song is more ridiculous than ever. hahah
ps: alex turner is still stunnerz.

im sorry but why does my head look soo small? we NEED to discuss this.

at the charlie le mindus afterrr parttty

Actually i can't be arsed anymore. the sorethroat is still alive and kicking.
FUDGETICKLES.

OMG. I (still)LOVE HIM

OMG, you guys remember busted?? charlie..the one with the amazingly bushy eyebrows. yeah?

basicallly after busted split up he formed a band called fighstar who were pretty much rock ya di yah and shizzz.

but now, he has a solo project which is just AMAZING.

the point is..if you like the soundtrack of twilight or anything by bon iver, YOU'LL LOVE HIS NEW MUSICAL DIRECTION.

VILAGE PRESS DAY......

WAAAAAAGWARNNINNNG??
soo after college i made my way to the village press day where alice showed me all the new garms around and shiiiizzzz. I present them to you, thusly(?)...okay thats not a real word or is it?? mwahahhahaha. WOW. im silly. THUSLY DOES NOT EXIST!! [awkward silence] hmmm anyhooo. urmm yeah the pictures.

    ASHISH//ASHISH///ASHISH ARE  ACTUALLY THE SEX. LOOK AT THAT PURE BEAUT.

 SUPERAMZINGPETER JENSEN. you've probably seen some of his stuff over at urban outfitters but his new collection is the shiiizzz like i jizzed.

 I NEED THESE CREEPERS IN MY LIFE....ASAP!!!!

                     *sings* IF I WAS A BOY.

          'nah fam but I'VE LOVED RAG AND BONE SINCE DAY doe'

                               SWAG.

Serfontaine ACTUALLY make the bestest jeans ever. like they have this 360% stretch shizz going on which is like totally awesome yah? IT IS...ALSO THEY HAVE THESE SUPERCOOL FLARE JEANS FOR GIRLS

               BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUNCH TIMEZ.

1st of JULY 2010.

OH. I LOVE HIM.

IN SOME ESTATE.

Alrite amigas!!! 

DONT let this picture fool you. I AM ILL. i never wear black but it was my time of the month and shit soo i kinda had no choice *cry cry*

Also, I shot stacy at some estate in elephant and castle for my exhibition in july in which im obbbviously supersuperexcited and the photos look the SEX....like serriously.

...However, you guys can't seee the photos...yet.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay, i'll let you see one...sometimesoon, alrite??

but in other news, WHO SEEN KELLY ROWLAND'S NEW VIDEO?? ITS AMAZING. urmm. im lying.

welll, im just gassed by the beat. i mean,who produced it??

A N Y H O O

sooo yeah , considering how i stilll have period pains, ima go and drink tea now.

because TEA CUREZ PERIOD PAINZZ.

RIGHT?

obvs.

BIEBERBOYS.

Hey


I kinda have your coat


you can have it back.


i mean, do you want it back?


im sorry, i didn’t even ask you.


what do you do?


im an actress[unemployed]…can’t you tell?


OH.MY.GOD


im the captain of my volleyball…...NOT.


urrm about your coat….


can i keep it?

++++++++++++

HEY AMIGAS.
HOW YOU DOIN?? *joey voice*
im ACTUALLLLLY L A T E for the deauttytzyz photography prize thingy..ffffffffffffffffffuck njdskgfdfljkgjghkhgfljh well,
ohhhh here's some of the photos i shot for the ground control filmyyy thing, i did with richard.

 

SOO RUN TO THE ROOF.