Thanks to lee evans to drawang this to my attention.
Have you noticed whenever your in a supermarket and you always get these people ..aka *coughs* T..WATS. who feel up the fruits and you can blatently tell they're like "OHH YEHHHH AHHH WATER MELONS,,...BANANAS soo sexy"(getting some next erection over apples) wtf?? why would they publicty feel up the fruit and worst is..THEY NEVER EVER END UP BUYING THE FRUITS.
sooo we're the ones who end up with a knob-smeared banana!!!
I swear next time i see a fruit perv in tesco..ARHHHH