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Ponderwonder(12):WHY BEARDS ARE TOTEZ AWESOME?

Okay, i know there's been some hatezz 'hating' on the fella's with the beard. i.e when zac efron try to grow one. everyone was like 'alllow that, bruv' and don't get me started with brad pitt's gorilla faze. *cries*
Soo here's why beards are awesome and amazing and vital for this crumbling society


YOUR FACIAL SHAPE
According to beardcare.co.uk people with weak chin, double chins and rounded face often grow beards to hide their facial defects.
and  MAKEZ THEM LOOK MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE


TO BE MEAN TO YOUR HATERZ, thats if they just happened to suffer from pognophobia(which is the fear of beards,btw).
The side of effects them.... being ever soo close to a beardy person could cause shortness of breath, sweating,nausea, ireegular heartbeat....etc...and death(i think)


YOU CAN DO FUN BEARDY RELATED THINGS....for funsies
you can braid it like johnnny depp, you'll probably get loadz of ladies *wink wink* or just 11yr olds happy-slapping you....PAR!
  • you could grow it really long like that mr langseth guy who died while back....ago .. R.I.P
  • use it to wash dshes or dry 'em
  • Enter the annual world beard and moustache competition
  •  or just stroke it while thinking to make yourself look super  intelligent....|(i do that i don't even have a beard)
BEARDY GUY OF THE DAY IS: MIKILL PANE aka justin.
Basically my mate justin is really cool and has a beard soo yeah. I reckon thats why all the ladies love him..but seriously without his beard he would be .....okay.. i guess but he raps too which sort of increases his awesomenesss by 12%
ENJOY!

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