Jai paul-BTSTU

Wtf is this? i absolutely love it.

The guardian described 22 year old jai paul's music as "sounding like Crystal Castles holding a disco inside an early-80s Atari computer console with the entire crew of George Clinton's Mothership"
i just think its the futureeeeeeeeee.

Andy capper - "I had an hour long argument with spike on whether Bono(U2) was good or evil. By the end of it he had broken me down into saying'OK, maybe he isn't EVIL,per se'


Disclaimer:I tried to find footage of bono being a complete dick...but i couldn't all i find found was humanitarian stuff of him being supersupernice.
ahhh frick.

HI...HELLO amigas
just finised having the best tea...ever. ahh
how insightful
but....... yes, HOW ARE YOU???
my supersuperduper friend bonnie had a house party yesterday which was lovely as i saw friends ive havent seen in ages.everyone just looks completely different. IM NEVER GOING TEXAS AGAIN.
in other news, who watched xfactor yesterday? me and maria watched it before the house parrrie(party) and im defo routing for ONE DIRECTION to win....or matt cradle(my husband..obvs).

also, i have nothing against cher lloyd but i do think she's still slightly........gassed.
'you know what yeah, ballads have been done, soo im just gonna do my own thing' hahahahahhahahahah GERR OUT OF HERR.


Disclaimer: the boy in the photo is blantently cher's alter ago.

B E S T  T H I N G S

         im really excited for this band called beat bullyz.Ive actually been into for the past few months and i just love how  i can't really put them into a genre of indie, hip hop or just high school funk?

www.myspace.com/beatbullyz

Smile high club does a gillian mckeith.

Follow luke and ed's >>>> here  <<<<<

Tbh, that tune with rhianna ft drake is kinda shit.

When i first heard rhianna will have a new song with drake. me and the millions of people were like  'oh, sick'. Then the video came out in which i can say she looked peng *stands up and claps*
but.........drake??? when did he get fat? *cries*
but more or less, the song is completely garbage.
'oh nana, whats my name?' is the chorus that is repeated for like 15 times. i don't know whether rhianna's suffering from amnesia but surely she should know her name and we shouldnt have to indulge in a tedious 3 minutes of her asking us to tell her..'name' WTF? how rude.
also the song does kinda lack content and...erm substance
Dear riri,
plz write more tunes about how you 'go hard' or something

Love,
Funmi..

This was our chance.
a chance of pursuit.
Did i ever change anything?
i don't know.
well i guess something changed
but...
i just wanted to remain in this shell
The shell that made this moment.
A moment which has become silent.
the lost youth
my lost youth
One. two. three
that's all ive known.
i just want to see your smile and i'll know everything will be fine.

is it still cool to like coldplay? no? fuck you.

 C H R I S T M A S  L I G H T S

This is probably a future christmas classic. I actually love coldplay SINCE DAY. Chris martin is obviously the love child of Gandhi and mother theresa. The music they makes me soo happy and yeah. CHRISTMAS NUMBER ONE?

Surely, chelsea is my long lost mum...somehow.

'Can you come to my yard to paint my room?' 'oh,sure thing' Part2

*nervous laughter* my face. i don't remember this ..AT ALL.

the bestiest couple ever.

'where's my twin,fam?' Ok, she doesnt talk like that.

song of the day: ROMAN REVENGE

I love this song partially because eminem is back to his old self...which is HATING EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD. *sigh of relief* yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. ive missed you soo much, shady slim.
in addition, nicki minaj verses are just pure genius. Anyone that can rap about complete jibberish in a random voices is a legend...to me.

Disclaimer: i do think nicki minaj needs medical help.

Dear Funmi,


Yes, another thing. You know how 'most' teenagers are supposed to be involved in dry humping activities or at least vandalising a launderette but no no no.
Aparently, you've just finished read a book on identity an dcontrol and you'd rather drink tea then vodka. why? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU? like, c'mon. this is your youthful years you know. eurghh. but you just watch to read books or quote lewis caroll.
WOW. You are really something, aren't you?


Yours with a sense of embarassment,
The association of teenagers.

'Can you come to my yard to paint my room?' 'oh,sure thing' Part1

'like, i really wanna do a gap yah'

'Oh yer, we cool like that, peace out,a town'

alexander smith....possible the most optismistic person ive ever known.

oh, snaps. his pissed himself.bjnkjvnmnvxmnmvnmncmnvcmnjcvhjnf

it took them 20 MINUTES...to fill this out.

Dave from boy and bear basically took over this fill in the space thing i made. They are an amazing talented bunch of australians and i predict big things for the crewdem.

The Beast and the Flood.

'There's a growing evidence for the concept of an oscillating universe,based on a recurring event in west yorkshire.Every six months or so, a kid on a housing estate climbs over a wall to retrieve a football, and is savaged by a dangerous dog. Look North dispatch a film crew to the scene of the crime, to interview the grieving parents and the owner of the dog,usually through a ....letterbox. A dog breeder then testifies to the gentleness of the breed as a whole,and the piece concludes with news of the destruction of the offending animals.Details vary,but essential all the incidents of this type are the same' - Simon Armitage

i feel like im 2006 again. WHATS UP WITH THE NEW RAVE VIBE??? and aparently people are saying this video is filled with illumatti and all that imagery. really? SERIOUSLY? surely its not working. *sighs*

ponder wonder(11)Pffft. worse ways to die

Obviously murdered by jedward would be traumatic for anyone. c'mon they are soo cute, you'll probably be like 'ok, kill me. I, OMG, TOTALLY LOVE YOU IN XFACTOR'
Well here's my worse ways to die or imagine this happen to you post.
POLE SPINNY

10 Epic Pole-Dancing Disasters
Uploaded by asylum. - See more comedy videos.
this is just terrible and sad. your busy spinning on your pole then bang, its collapses or you hit your head on the pole. PAR. im crying. R.I.P to those strippers who've actually had pole related deaths.
BEING A HIPSTER

Since that 'being a dickhead' video came out...its been a such an hardache being cool and trendy. i cant even shop at beyond retro anymore. WHY O WHY? but because of the video, alll us hipsters are the number targets..even gingers are getting a better deal.
TOO MUCH SWEETS

Imagine having too much haribos and choking on them, that would be just emotional. Oh, the sadness. R..I.P
STUPID CATS (LOLjk)

Now we can't even put cats in the bin anymore...jeeez. whats UP WITH THIS WORLD? and cats are alssssssssssso getting
brave.


imagine on your death bed, you have to go to her for your speech thingy bob. just imagine

R.I.P leslie nielsen(we'll never forget you)

G A S O L I N A

Alright guys.

• basically im in love again.
• just had my 3rd tea in a row.
• im depressed because of wagner's departure from xfacotr. R.I.P
• I want wagner to sing at my wedding.
• Don't you think its weird katie weasel kinda looks like a squirrel?
• Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind is still my favourite movies ever.
• I once pretended to jack penate that ive never listened to his music 1million times.
• Danny dyers deadliest men show is probably the best thing ever..Did you watch that episode on the underground gangster whose also an east end boxer..named dominic-something? NO? fine.
• The photo above is totally unrelated to this post but the guy kinda looks like that the guy im in love with soo yeah.
• Im happy because i have money soo im getting photos developed and will be shooting soon!!!
• also the photo of the guy above looks like he saying 'HEYY, PABLO,WHATS POPPIN?? *in a preferably italian accent*
• Oh, currently verging to my 4th tea. I NEED HELP!!...no...seriiussssly.

halohallo

This song is absolutely beautiful. everything that james blake does makes me jizz.

*sighs* Oh HELLO AMIGAS? HOW ARE YOU? fine?..great. its blooding cold btw and starting from now, im dressing like an eskimo. PS: WHO WATCHED IM A CELEBRITY YESTERDAY? anyone? somebody? ok. fine. i did and aggroo santos is such a meechy.IS HE REALLY A POP STAR? ok. he is. bigger than elton john. no..seriouslly. he is.

SUVI x COLOUR UP

This shoot styled by katie mossman for vogue germany was just..... pretty lovelydubbly. It has the whole jackie-o vibe and features my best-est colours in the whole world.

Probably one of my favourite shoots from sebastian kim

IM IN LOVE

i adore this amazing song by the wonderful voiced james blake. im sure we'll all be hearing big things from him soon 

in addition, his rather cute too!

E P 9 The Battlefront Show

Hello hello, the show just launched and its pretty aaaamazzzing.I hope you guys get inspired by anastasia,eliza and ella's campaign and START YOUR OWN!!!

www.battlefront.co.uk/get-involved/#start-your-campaign

Also when did dougie get soo leng?? *triple pause*

in other news, im glad billie(the dog )is settling into the crew fantastically.

H U R R A Y!

Christopher Kane and his amazing galaxy.