- ringing her all the time
- dressing better than her
- NOT ringing her all the time
- smelling of cheese
- refer to yourself has having 'swagger'
- admit to maroon 5 being your favourite band
- BEING A DOUCHE BAG
- wanting sex on the first date after you only paid for a DRINKKKK!!!
- having a secret baby mommmy
- having a baby.
- cancelling last minute and in the words of abi....'with NO SUITABLE excuse'
- being too cocky(the rule is to be all socially awkward and shit, girls totally dig that shizz)
- NOT owning the right belt.
- by wearing a durag, you have probably commit girlfriend material suicide.
- Wearing her clothes
- Using her make up
- not knowing how to dance.....like SIMPLE THINGS such as tap dancing, jerking, you know...the usuals.
- Doing the dutty wine at odd places i:e the funeral of her grandma
- Not going down on her.
- using street lingo like ALLL the TIME...yes, you're from south weezy. I KNOW. I GERRR IT. STOP RUBBING IT IN MY FACE. jhooor.
urrrrrmmmmm yeah, that's it really....Okay i lie...but i have to stop as i'll be here for years.