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ponderwonder(14):HOW TO TOTEZ RUINED YOUR CHANCES WITH A GURL

  • ringing her all the time
  • dressing better than her
  • NOT ringing her all the time
  • smelling of cheese
  • refer to yourself has having 'swagger'
  • admit to maroon 5 being your favourite band

  • BEING  A DOUCHE BAG
  • wanting sex on the first date after you only paid for a DRINKKKK!!!
  • having a secret baby mommmy
  • having a baby.
  • cancelling last minute and in the words of abi....'with NO SUITABLE excuse'
  • being too cocky(the rule is to be all socially awkward and shit, girls totally dig that shizz)
  • NOT owning the right belt.
  • by wearing a durag, you have probably commit girlfriend material suicide.

  • Wearing her clothes
  • Using her make up
  • not knowing how to dance.....like SIMPLE THINGS such as tap dancing, jerking, you know...the usuals.
  • Doing the dutty wine at odd places i:e the funeral of her grandma
  • Not going down on her.
  • using street lingo like ALLL the TIME...yes, you're from south weezy. I KNOW. I GERRR IT. STOP RUBBING IT IN MY FACE. jhooor.

urrrrrmmmmm yeah, that's it really....Okay i lie...but i have to stop as i'll be here for years.

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