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My Short but pretty blunt guide to UK GRIME.

(irrelevant photo to this actual blogpost considering lil wayne is in no way or shape related to grime but his leng soo oh well)


Rap about living in the ghetto even though you're family are quite middle class and you own a house in Hertfordshire with a conservatory.

You must mention Ed Hardy in ure lyrics and yes Ed hardy trust me all grime artists own a shirt or 2.

collaborate with david guetta.


or just join forces with universal music to create an-overly-commercial-grime-song-with-electro-beats-that-are-sooo-cringe-worthy-they-kinda-wanna make-you-poke-out-ure-eye. "COUGHS" wiley...... (ROLL DEEP!!!!)


If you can manage to convert a kids nursery rhyme to a club banger with the added silly dance routine;you know you've reached the high hieracy of grime scene...ok i do like the head shoulder knees toes song..ill give that an exception

wise words from the wise men