ponder wonder(11)Pffft. worse ways to die

Obviously murdered by jedward would be traumatic for anyone. c'mon they are soo cute, you'll probably be like 'ok, kill me. I, OMG, TOTALLY LOVE YOU IN XFACTOR'
Well here's my worse ways to die or imagine this happen to you post.
POLE SPINNY

10 Epic Pole-Dancing Disasters
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this is just terrible and sad. your busy spinning on your pole then bang, its collapses or you hit your head on the pole. PAR. im crying. R.I.P to those strippers who've actually had pole related deaths.
BEING A HIPSTER

Since that 'being a dickhead' video came out...its been a such an hardache being cool and trendy. i cant even shop at beyond retro anymore. WHY O WHY? but because of the video, alll us hipsters are the number targets..even gingers are getting a better deal.
TOO MUCH SWEETS

Imagine having too much haribos and choking on them, that would be just emotional. Oh, the sadness. R..I.P
STUPID CATS (LOLjk)

Now we can't even put cats in the bin anymore...jeeez. whats UP WITH THIS WORLD? and cats are alssssssssssso getting
brave.


imagine on your death bed, you have to go to her for your speech thingy bob. just imagine