The Beast and the Flood.

'There's a growing evidence for the concept of an oscillating universe,based on a recurring event in west yorkshire.Every six months or so, a kid on a housing estate climbs over a wall to retrieve a football, and is savaged by a dangerous dog. Look North dispatch a film crew to the scene of the crime, to interview the grieving parents and the owner of the dog,usually through a ....letterbox. A dog breeder then testifies to the gentleness of the breed as a whole,and the piece concludes with news of the destruction of the offending animals.Details vary,but essential all the incidents of this type are the same' - Simon Armitage

i feel like im 2006 again. WHATS UP WITH THE NEW RAVE VIBE??? and aparently people are saying this video is filled with illumatti and all that imagery. really? SERIOUSLY? surely its not working. *sighs*

ponder wonder(11)Pffft. worse ways to die

Obviously murdered by jedward would be traumatic for anyone. c'mon they are soo cute, you'll probably be like 'ok, kill me. I, OMG, TOTALLY LOVE YOU IN XFACTOR'
Well here's my worse ways to die or imagine this happen to you post.
POLE SPINNY

10 Epic Pole-Dancing Disasters
Uploaded by asylum. - See more comedy videos.
this is just terrible and sad. your busy spinning on your pole then bang, its collapses or you hit your head on the pole. PAR. im crying. R.I.P to those strippers who've actually had pole related deaths.
BEING A HIPSTER

Since that 'being a dickhead' video came out...its been a such an hardache being cool and trendy. i cant even shop at beyond retro anymore. WHY O WHY? but because of the video, alll us hipsters are the number targets..even gingers are getting a better deal.
TOO MUCH SWEETS

Imagine having too much haribos and choking on them, that would be just emotional. Oh, the sadness. R..I.P
STUPID CATS (LOLjk)

Now we can't even put cats in the bin anymore...jeeez. whats UP WITH THIS WORLD? and cats are alssssssssssso getting
brave.


imagine on your death bed, you have to go to her for your speech thingy bob. just imagine

R.I.P leslie nielsen(we'll never forget you)

G A S O L I N A

Alright guys.

• basically im in love again.
• just had my 3rd tea in a row.
• im depressed because of wagner's departure from xfacotr. R.I.P
• I want wagner to sing at my wedding.
• Don't you think its weird katie weasel kinda looks like a squirrel?
• Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind is still my favourite movies ever.
• I once pretended to jack penate that ive never listened to his music 1million times.
• Danny dyers deadliest men show is probably the best thing ever..Did you watch that episode on the underground gangster whose also an east end boxer..named dominic-something? NO? fine.
• The photo above is totally unrelated to this post but the guy kinda looks like that the guy im in love with soo yeah.
• Im happy because i have money soo im getting photos developed and will be shooting soon!!!
• also the photo of the guy above looks like he saying 'HEYY, PABLO,WHATS POPPIN?? *in a preferably italian accent*
• Oh, currently verging to my 4th tea. I NEED HELP!!...no...seriiussssly.

halohallo

This song is absolutely beautiful. everything that james blake does makes me jizz.

*sighs* Oh HELLO AMIGAS? HOW ARE YOU? fine?..great. its blooding cold btw and starting from now, im dressing like an eskimo. PS: WHO WATCHED IM A CELEBRITY YESTERDAY? anyone? somebody? ok. fine. i did and aggroo santos is such a meechy.IS HE REALLY A POP STAR? ok. he is. bigger than elton john. no..seriouslly. he is.

SUVI x COLOUR UP

This shoot styled by katie mossman for vogue germany was just..... pretty lovelydubbly. It has the whole jackie-o vibe and features my best-est colours in the whole world.

Probably one of my favourite shoots from sebastian kim

IM IN LOVE

i adore this amazing song by the wonderful voiced james blake. im sure we'll all be hearing big things from him soon 

in addition, his rather cute too!

E P 9 The Battlefront Show

Hello hello, the show just launched and its pretty aaaamazzzing.I hope you guys get inspired by anastasia,eliza and ella's campaign and START YOUR OWN!!!

www.battlefront.co.uk/get-involved/#start-your-campaign

Also when did dougie get soo leng?? *triple pause*

in other news, im glad billie(the dog )is settling into the crew fantastically.

H U R R A Y!

Christopher Kane and his amazing galaxy.

Channel four are LOOKING for a new presenter for battlefront.

You have to be amazingly coolio and be interested in important issues

such as autism awareness,making people in london smile more,etc,etc.

you get me point

 

if your interested.

Apply >>>> Here <<<

yaaaaaaaaay!

IM INTERVIEWING THE BOYS FROM 'BOY&BEAR' TOMMORRROW AND IM HAPPY BECAUSE THEY ARE AUSTRALIAN AND IM KINDA IN A GOOD MOOD PARTIALLY BECAUSE OF THE AMAZZZING TEA I JUST HAD.

Kenzo in motionzz!

How awesome is this. Kenzo is showcasing their ss11 collection at the V&A Fashion in Motion event, this friday and ITS FREE!!!

Fashion in Motion: Kenzo is showing on Friday 12 November at 1pm, 3pm, 5pm and 8pm at The V&A Museum in Knightsbridge

justamazing. thats all.

for the past year or so, ive been love with karina pasian. her voice is just absolutely amazing. Everytime i listen to her, she makes me feel like im in love but yeah. I do hope she hits mainstream soon considering she's now signed to roc a fella.

ponderwonder(10)Audley harrisson, I FEEL YOUR PAIN!

I think im probably one of the only people that didnt get a chance to watch the audley vs david haye match because it was soo fucking quick. like i went to the shop to do my oyster card and by the time i got home it was OVER. like c'mon.



Harisson, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?? i know you had this idea of a lovely comeback imagery kinda like the take that one on xfactor but NOOOOOOOOOOO Mr haye is a young rather leng beast and you were deeemed for failure from the get go.

Its actually weird. the match was soo dmflmjdnncbnmnxfmjksdn, people including me are begining to think it was a fixed. well duh! YOU CANT BE THAT MEECHY? can you? ok, you can.


In addition, David HAYE dont tell your mates to put a bet on you on a CERTAIN round saying 'YEAHH,BLUD, I'LL KNOCK HIM OUT IN ROUND SO AND SO' as it does come across very...fix-ey.

can someone dash me $478 to purchase this?

Safe innit. cool, bruv.

Peacebone and water curses

Alright lovelies, ive come to the conclusion that YES, lady gaga is amazing. i know, im a teeny bit late to jump on the bandwagon *sighs*. in addition to that, remember how i told you guys about my latest career venture.which is to sing no? yes? you cant remember??? *gasps* RUBBISH, YOU ARE. but ive actually been writing loads of insighful and wonderful songs about cheese and toast for some peculiar reason. DAMN YOU DAIRY MILK CHEESE! well, i gotta go now as i have TONS OF TONS of homework to do and im tired alread *yawns*


Hope you've all done your homework too!!!


in other news, THIS SONG IS FUDDGING AMAZZZZING!

Eric Ness: Backyard superman

i actually love this video.

partially because eric is norwegian.

slightly gassed by this 10 year old.

ponderwonder(09):Eastenders. WTF? WTF?

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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? TOTALLY MEEECHINESS. good meechy.

archives. will thompson

Here's  an image of thousands i took of will last year for the 'cassiemedear shoot'. his my amazing nandos budddy. Also, he has this thing for asian chicks. SO IF YOU ASIAN AND HOT?..please be hot!!! email me.. innit.
i'll forward your details to him.
hahaha lol.

excited time for grime. aint it?

This video has proved to me that UNCLE DIDDY IS A LEDGE!

WANG TV has launched...ermm kinda

YAYAYYAAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY! subscribe to our new (insighful)youtube channel. WOOOOP! 
 www.youtube.com/user/wangpeeps

wannafallinlove

ive totally in love with chris isaak from day. sfjsd,lfdm,dm,m,fms,f,dn

and jizz

i kinda miss texas. now

awwww tife ,my little cousin actually insisted he dressed up as buzz, you know that annoying fella from toy story..for his birthday. awww bless, his little self.

HELLO me par'ners

I just realised i havent blogged for about 5 days. WOW! im changing. haha not really. ive just had alot of college work to do. PAR! but yeah. im back on this shizzle.. ermm yeah. not really. I STILL HAVE LOTS OF COLLEGE WORK..but i'll try to do more posts and stuff. ok? yaaaaaaaay!
and ohh another thing. the bang bang is this friday..and i WILL GO. ok, i try to.