neverendingshorts///

the thing it took me a while to ~~stand~~ like their new stuff as i was use to the just casssjjjj sheffield guitar playing ska influenced boys.
However, after several listens..I TOTEZ LOVE. it's like a complete differnt brand and the lyrics for every song is more ridiculous than ever. hahah
ps: alex turner is still stunnerz.

im sorry but why does my head look soo small? we NEED to discuss this.

at the charlie le mindus afterrr parttty

Actually i can't be arsed anymore. the sorethroat is still alive and kicking.
FUDGETICKLES.

OMG. I (still)LOVE HIM

OMG, you guys remember busted?? charlie..the one with the amazingly bushy eyebrows. yeah?

basicallly after busted split up he formed a band called fighstar who were pretty much rock ya di yah and shizzz.

but now, he has a solo project which is just AMAZING.

the point is..if you like the soundtrack of twilight or anything by bon iver, YOU'LL LOVE HIS NEW MUSICAL DIRECTION.

VILAGE PRESS DAY......

WAAAAAAGWARNNINNNG??
soo after college i made my way to the village press day where alice showed me all the new garms around and shiiiizzzz. I present them to you, thusly(?)...okay thats not a real word or is it?? mwahahhahaha. WOW. im silly. THUSLY DOES NOT EXIST!! [awkward silence] hmmm anyhooo. urmm yeah the pictures.

ASHISH//ASHISH///ASHISH ARE ACTUALLY THE SEX. LOOK AT THAT PURE BEAUT.

SUPERAMZINGPETER JENSEN. you've probably seen some of his stuff over at urban outfitters but his new collection is the shiiizzz like i jizzed.

I NEED THESE CREEPERS IN MY LIFE....ASAP!!!!

*sings* IF I WAS A BOY.

'nah fam but I'VE LOVED RAG AND BONE SINCE DAY doe'

SWAG.

Serfontaine ACTUALLY make the bestest jeans ever. like they have this 360% stretch shizz going on which is like totally awesome yah? IT IS...ALSO THEY HAVE THESE SUPERCOOL FLARE JEANS FOR GIRLS

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUNCH TIMEZ.

1st of JULY 2010.

OH. I LOVE HIM.

IN SOME ESTATE.

Alrite amigas!!!

DONT let this picture fool you. I AM ILL. i never wear black but it was my time of the month and shit soo i kinda had no choice *cry cry*

Also, I shot stacy at some estate in elephant and castle for my exhibition in july in which im obbbviously supersuperexcited and the photos look the SEX....like serriously.

...However, you guys can't seee the photos...yet.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay, i'll let you see one...sometimesoon, alrite??

but in other news, WHO SEEN KELLY ROWLAND'S NEW VIDEO?? ITS AMAZING. urmm. im lying.

welll, im just gassed by the beat. i mean,who produced it??

A N Y H O O

sooo yeah , considering how i stilll have period pains, ima go and drink tea now.

because TEA CUREZ PERIOD PAINZZ.

RIGHT?

obvs.

BIEBERBOYS.

Hey

I kinda have your coat

you can have it back.

i mean, do you want it back?

im sorry, i didn’t even ask you.

what do you do?

im an actress~~[unemployed]~~…can’t you tell?

OH.MY.GOD

im the captain of my volleyball…...NOT.

urrm about your coat….

can i keep it?

++++++++++++

HEY AMIGAS.
HOW YOU DOIN?? *joey voice*
im ACTUALLLLLY L A T E for the deauttytzyz photography prize thingy..ffffffffffffffffffuck njdskgfdfljkgjghkhgfljh well,
ohhhh here's some of the photos i shot for the ground control filmyyy thing, i did with richard.

SOO RUN TO THE ROOF.

OMG. HAHAHAHHAHAHA

.....but who did the translation doe??
jahdjsadhjhsfhdjhsfjdhhsdhjfghjsh

Oh, my next faze
im going back
back and forth
in a light hearted daze

Wish you would come with me
Wish you could come and skip
Oh this summer has just left us in a dip

How art are you?
that everything must sail
or fail?

Oh,my next faze
im going back
back and forth

Oh,my next faze
im going back
back and forth.

DOUBLE VISION.

ponderwonder(15): HOW TO TOTEZ RUIN YOUR CHANCES WITH A GUY

I did a post similar to this but for urmm guys..only over >>> here but well....here's my short advicey wicey....

Tbh, i wont like to do a quick disclaimer that ....im not the right person to give advice and also this is just my opinion(which is most definetly true) sooo you can ruin you chances with a totally awesome guy if

you smell of cheese
look like cheese
your breath smells of cheese
if you have a lace weave that resembles that of a nicki minaj in that 'you see right thru me' video.
laughing when he fingers you just because you're ticklish is just plain rude
if you do it like a 'brotha' in the words of jjjjessssie
sex his brother
shag his best mate

ps: shag and sex are complete different things but yeah..

you cry with fear when he fingers you
being shit at handjobs//blowjobs and all jobs
speaking like the fellow mandem can be off putting to several guys unless his name is dot rotten then you're cool.
ringing him all the time could get ANNNOYING ..let him CALL YOU. like him RING YOU. okay?
having a squeaky voice
talking about your ex boyyfriend on a date will not get you any noooggg...AT ALL.

My mate hannah just said that...

'no sex, no cooking, giving her vaj away to everyone..

naggin the guy,stalkin the guy' is a totez no no no

However, i beggar to differ as if you stick to the good ol facebook stalking then alls good but if you start to wait outside his house at oddly hours and tattoo his telephone number to your arm thats when ...you...might ...ruin...chance... with..him

....whose collection is this? WHO SHOT THIS? i...actually ..love...everythang

I'LL LEAVE YOU IN A TRANCE AS IM THE MAGICMAN.

I posted this song like a year ago but i was listening to it today. sooo YEAH..its good..soo chilled.

Oh snaps, this was a print out of an writing of a panting i did for the somerset house. It was a few years back....like 5 YEARS!!!...this was when i went through a two month faze of wanting to become an art curator.