but *drumroll* here are there..some of ''em...
WHAAAAAM.
Remember i said i was going to post some of the pictures i took on behalf of the photographers gallery photoposse on the.. kiss fm presenter auditions thingy majig. no?? ahh you are rubbish. *sighs*
but *drumroll* here are there..some of ''em...
but *drumroll* here are there..some of ''em...
JUST. AMAZING
ahhhh this song is absolutely amazing, yes...im gasssed.
<3 john legend and...his residing hairline.
Babez, you probably lurveeee him.
Its pretty jokes, how girls get in denial when they blatantly lurvvvvvvvve a guy and start acting really casssj (casually) about it.
The following points below are (some-of-the) clues that you are most definitely in
• You read his texts over and over again…even if the text just says ‘whatcha up 2?’
• Whilst facebook stalking him to your friends you’re like ‘I swear he looks better in person’…..which is just totez obvious that you lurvvvvvvvve him. (loseerrrrr)
• When he says ‘hi’ to you….that does equals to....in your brain as ‘will you marry me?’ Don’t deny it…I’m right…you think about the white long dresses and bouquets
• You find yourself talking about him….alot like ‘omg, jack is soo coool…oh his djs at old blue and oh he bought me a crisp yesterday at 5pm, etc.’…..and yes, you do try and act casssj about it but YES, your friends find this constant obsession annoying.
• Do you find yourself saving photos of him onto an album entitled ‘future hubby’…or (<3)? If yes….you’s in love (or lust).
• You always try and get him pissed-out drunk soo you can finally make your move on him…..NO? errrm…..okay.
Ps: if you do tick all of the points…just propose to the guy and see what happened. *holds in laughter* DO. IT.
more photos from this day at bianca's coming sooon-ish........i think....
oh yeah, i love ryan gosling btw.
ive had this song in my head...allll day.
'you wanna present for who now?'
HIYYYYYYAAAA!!!
Soo i was assigned by the photographers gallery to document the kiss fm presenter search thingy majig yesterday and it was pretty jokes. and the photos should uploaded soon-ish but yeah i caught up with louie/louis...wasnt really paying attention. i.e he was supersuper cute soo .. ermm yeah
P.S.S: my memory card ran full....hence why the video ended soo meeechy :(
Soo i was assigned by the photographers gallery to document the kiss fm presenter search thingy majig yesterday and it was pretty jokes. and the photos should uploaded soon-ish but yeah i caught up with louie/louis...wasnt really paying attention. i.e he was supersuper cute soo .. ermm yeah
but here's what he had to say on why he decided to come along from his yard to audition.
ps: count how many times...i said....'yeah' 'cool' hahahahahhahahh i was totez was just admiring his hurrr.
Untitled from funmi wittle on Vimeo.P.S.S: my memory card ran full....hence why the video ended soo meeechy :(
ME. HEARTIES.
WAAAGWAAARN AMIGAS!!!!!!!
HOW YOU BEEN?
ahhhhh im actually late..supposed to be interviewing some lovely guys like in an hour but im busy taking photos with me...winking to myself(and drinking tea).
welll' i's gotta got now,....but here's YET another amazing video from tyler the creator.
note to self: DO.NOT. FALL. IN. LOVE. JUST. BECAUSE. HIS. DYSLEXIC.
Ive come to realisation that every time a meet a guy and he says his dylexic i automatically go ' I LOVE HIM'....'will you marry me?' that kind of shit.
i dont know what it is about dyslexic guys boys that make me feel sexually attached to them....they're just soo awkwardly hot...i guesss *slaps self*
The funniest thing was i actually dated this dude whose name shall remain unnamed partially because his a big meeech but he was terrible at rearranging words i.e shit at spelling ...he was okay leng looking..typically skinny oyinbo fella but the minute i realise he was suffering from dyslexia and i was 'dayumm, that dude-whose-name-still-remain-unnamed is sexy...i must GERR IT TOGETHER WITH HIM'
*silence*
maybe i just have issues. *pause*.
........I. DO HAVE. ISSUES.
PS: this post doesn't make sense. i dont make sense to myself *sighs*
Ponderwonder(12):WHY BEARDS ARE TOTEZ AWESOME?
Okay, i know there's been some hatezz 'hating' on the fella's with the beard. i.e when zac efron try to grow one. everyone was like 'alllow that, bruv' and don't get me started with brad pitt's gorilla faze. *cries*
According to beardcare.co.uk people with weak chin, double chins and rounded face often grow beards to hide their facial defects.
and MAKEZ THEM LOOK MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE
The side of effects them.... being ever soo close to a beardy person could cause shortness of breath, sweating,nausea, ireegular heartbeat....etc...and death(i think)
you can braid it like johnnny depp, you'll probably get loadz of ladies *wink wink* or just 11yr olds happy-slapping you....PAR!
ENJOY!
Soo here's why beards are awesome and amazing and vital for this crumbling society
YOUR FACIAL SHAPE
According to beardcare.co.uk people with weak chin, double chins and rounded face often grow beards to hide their facial defects.
and MAKEZ THEM LOOK MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE
TO BE MEAN TO YOUR HATERZ, thats if they just happened to suffer from pognophobia(which is the fear of beards,btw).
The side of effects them.... being ever soo close to a beardy person could cause shortness of breath, sweating,nausea, ireegular heartbeat....etc...and death(i think)
YOU CAN DO FUN BEARDY RELATED THINGS....for funsies
you can braid it like johnnny depp, you'll probably get loadz of ladies *wink wink* or just 11yr olds happy-slapping you....PAR!
- you could grow it really long like that mr langseth guy who died while back....ago .. R.I.P
- use it to wash dshes or dry 'em
- Enter the annual world beard and moustache competition
- or just stroke it while thinking to make yourself look super intelligent....|(i do that i don't even have a beard)
BEARDY GUY OF THE DAY IS: MIKILL PANE aka justin.
Basically my mate justin is really cool and has a beard soo yeah. I reckon thats why all the ladies love him..but seriously without his beard he would be .....okay.. i guess but he raps too which sort of increases his awesomenesss by 12%ENJOY!
Ahhhhh i just saw a glimpse of topshop's new ss11 collection on kristina site(http://blog.kristinagisors.com/)
the collection is absolutely lovely and i can see this hint of blue dye in your hair malarky is going to be the next thing aint it? .......hmmmmm count me out. :(
'Who cheer when soldier lads march by,Sneak home and pray you’ll never know'
My mate mojo wrote and directed this short film entitled 'devotion of honour'.I only just saw it yesterday and its actually brilliant...
*teary eye*..soo proud.
ps: his only 19 btw!!!
It was inspired by the poem ' Suicide in the trenches' by siegfriend sassoon that goes like this...
"I knew a simple soldier boy
Who grinned at life in empty joy,
Slept soundly through the lonesome dark,
And whistled early with the lark.
In winter trenches, cowed and glum,
With crumps* and lice and lack of rum,
He put a bullet through his brain.
No one spoke of him again.
You smug-faced crowds with kindling eye
Who cheer when soldier lads march by,
Sneak home and pray you’ll never know
The hell where youth and laughter go"
just found some photos i snaped up from my little cousins birthday.
I think the theme of the day was toy story 1 but no one really took it serious.
C'mon i was wearing a bloody hollister and denim shorts.
Also, i would show you the rest of the photos. However they involve my face loook absolutely meeechy.
Disclaimer: anyphoto you did clock me in was taken by my beloved self timer or by my 9 yr old fam.
MERRY CHRISTMAS AMIGAS...ho ho ho
Hey guys, hope y'all having or HAVE had a great day. IVE EATEN SOOO MANY PORK PIES,,its slightly emotion *throws up* and the presents ive received have been rather impressive, i must.In addition,im actually surprised i managed to actuallly type this sentence without any disturbance. whooaaaa.
Soo yeah i saw this wondefully shot collection for online brand>>>>> http://www.machine-a.com/ by saga , credits also goes to Charlie Le Mindu for hair and Anna Trevelyan for the styling.
BITCHIN' IN THE KITCHEN
I don't know who she is but i (kinda)LOVE HER....
Dear naomi shimada,
i think you could be my long lost fam.
Yours sincerely,
Funmi.
WATCH this video and you'll understand why.
HOW RANDOM IS THIS SHOW...the foodbattle chant..the songs...just everything.
HAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. brilliant
Dear naomi shimada,
i think you could be my long lost fam.
Yours sincerely,
Funmi.
WATCH this video and you'll understand why.
HOW RANDOM IS THIS SHOW...the foodbattle chant..the songs...just everything.
HAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. brilliant
Oh, Reverie
Photography by Alice Rosati
Hair & Makeup by Linda Scholander
Models Virginia & Katharina @ Next Paris
ICE CREAM by sydney claire southam
i cried when i first watched this video.
This 16mm film was footage compiled together by sydney and it actually won some sort of vice related award but i just think it was truely moving especialy if you know the backstory of the video.
When explaining how the video came about sydney said'My father committed suicide when I was seven years old, and this piece(icecream) explores the trauma and loss of childhood innocence that that event caused'
This 16mm film was footage compiled together by sydney and it actually won some sort of vice related award but i just think it was truely moving especialy if you know the backstory of the video.
When explaining how the video came about sydney said'My father committed suicide when I was seven years old, and this piece(icecream) explores the trauma and loss of childhood innocence that that event caused'
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